Cool shaders

New guy: "boss, I'm here. Do you want me to kill green?" Boss: "Yes. Sabatodge the elevator" New guy: "Elevator cord cut- WAIT WAIT WAIT I SLIPPED" New guy: "*Wind sounds on mic* IM DYING" New guy: *explosion* Boss: "Sir? Uhhhh sir? Are you there?" Blue: WHAT THE F--- JUST HAPPENED

Bro is too fat