let me get a double decker dookie deluxe toxic spill on a raft of microplastics marinate in a pool of porta potty water for 8 hours and take some forbidden peanut butter and rub it against it then put some red 40 in it and drizzle it on top make it extra poopy with some wet fart sauce and sushi birds go to a truck stop and go to the party and just scoop up some poop and I'll take it to go