¿Lìmon? Lìmon :D

Linganguliguliguli guacha lingangu lingangu linganguliguligulili guacha lingangu lingangu

the phone one roughly sounds like "segala bentuk ????????? telah tidak berlaku. tekan nol untul melanjutkan." which i think translates to "your ???????? is now useless. press zero to continue." hope this helps